Quote #31411
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
Quote #17450
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.
Quote #9628
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
Quote #4943
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Quote #2215
The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees....
Quote #25110
The weaker the data available upon which to base one’s conclusion, the greater the...
Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #23867
The best ideas are common property.
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #2334
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created...