Quote #15582
Who makes quick use of the moment is a genius of prudence.
Quote #14213
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quote #6307
To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose...
Quote #27547
It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know...
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #21155
When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
Quote #27573
Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.
Quote #18124
The gates of Hell are open night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...