Quote #6573
Eduaction is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...
Quote #784
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #24332
Each of us bears his own Hell.
Quote #12264
I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they,...
Quote #34732
This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #6542
I banish fear with two words: you lead.
Quote #31573
Criminal A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a...