Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #25694
Shun praise. Praise leads to self-delusion. Thy body is not Self, thyself is in...
Quote #28274
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Quote #29581
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Quote #12771
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing...
Quote #12308
If one has made a mistake, and fails to correct it, one has made...
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #1164
There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by...
Quote #34543
He who lives without folly isn’t so wise as he thinks.