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How we think shows through in how we act. Attitudes are mirrors of the...
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Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it...
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I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
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It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
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Be a sinner and sin mightily, but more mightily believe and rejoice in Christ.
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Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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A tree trunk the size of a man grows from a blade as thin...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...