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Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
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Free advice is worth the price.
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Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, and to...
Quote #4558
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
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Music, when soft voices die, Vibrates in the memory; Odors, when sweet violets sicken,...
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There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...
Quote #25867
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
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Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it...
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...