Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #20398
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #15511
There are no chaste minds. Minds copulate wherever they meet.
Quote #3745
The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Quote #10884
And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.
Quote #5376
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #25244
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
Quote #1192
It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a...
Quote #14631
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of...
Quote #28688
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.