Quote #13691
Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
Quote #1959
Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #3495
The affections are like lightning; You cannot tell where they will strike till they...
Quote #20755
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Quote #11948
The President can bomb anybody he likes.
Quote #347
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
Quote #7721
His life was gentle; and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might...
Quote #27574
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #26012
Whenever people say ‘we mustn’t be sentimental,’ you can take it they are about...
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...