Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #11700
The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count them decide...
Quote #15278
Too many people run out of ideas long before they run out of words.
Quote #715
Convictions are the more dangerous enemy of truth than lies.
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #22659
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one...
Quote #22853
Pat Healy Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.
Quote #24895
To say yes, you have to sweat and roll up your sleeves and plunge...
Quote #34858
It is only the first step that is difficult.
Quote #17001
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....