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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
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Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
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Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain...
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Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
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The real satisfaction which praise can afford, is when what is repeated aloud agrees...
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Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine.