Quote #17520
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for...
Quote #32749
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #30131
What you keep for yourself, you lose. What you give away, you keep forever.
Quote #6844
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
Quote #24208
If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #14986
It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own...
Quote #20105
To get to heaven we must take it with us.
Quote #34627
Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...
Quote #30840
You can not write in the chimney with charcoal.