Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #18346
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much...
Quote #7795
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
Quote #11948
The President can bomb anybody he likes.
Quote #30432
It is really the undergraduate who makes a university, gives it its lasting character,...
Quote #27212
Democritus says, But we know nothing really for truth lies deep down.
Quote #356
Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #21489
Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right.
Quote #25508
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.