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It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
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I consider it a public duty to answer falsifications with facts. I will not...
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #12298
First you imitate, then you innovate.
Quote #33942
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #15219
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
Quote #1914
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
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To defend one’s self against fear is simply to ensure that one will, one...
Quote #11117
The advance of liberty is the path to both a safer and better world.
Quote #31442
You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...