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Dear brightest star o’er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope...
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...
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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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To will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will...