Quote #22319
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #3541
Nature gets credit which should in truth be reserved for ourselves: the rose for...
Quote #6410
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
Quote #2751
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #1087
Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!
Quote #6328
Let tears flow of their own accord: their flowing is not inconsistent with inward...
Quote #33539
The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment...
Quote #8615
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to...