Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #7676
May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #23183
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Quote #3991
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to...
Quote #6467
Happy is he who gets to know the reasons for things.
Quote #3020
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Quote #101
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #26924
To decide to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for...