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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Before all else, we seek, upon our common labor as a nation, the blessings...
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Decency…must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who...
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There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
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Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich–something for nothing.
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Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one...
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All true wealth is biological.
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We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it...
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to...