Quote #22105
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.
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Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #29250
There is nothing with which every man is so afraid as getting to know...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #28689
Abiding happiness is not simply a possibility, but a duty all may live above...
Quote #12421
As you express joy, you draw it out of those you meet, creating joyful...
Quote #3071
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #29459
Certainly he is not of the generation that regards honesty as the best policy....
Quote #16510
Believe those who are seeking the truth doubt those who find it.