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Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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Things we not hope for often come to pass than things we wish.
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When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.
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The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it...
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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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There’s a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of...
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Kindness is the life’s blood, the elixir of marriage. Kindness makes the difference between...