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A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only...
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To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything...
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education...
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Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time...
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
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Shall not one line lament our forest race, Struck out for you from wild...
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #20246
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason...