Quote #4155
I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let...
Quote #2246
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Quote #18918
Mediocrity can talk but it is for genius to observe.
Quote #31337
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
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We’re thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.
Quote #2058
A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists.
Quote #22248
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
Quote #20091
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.