Quote #13350
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #30835
Gossip needs no carriage.
Quote #9586
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #29379
There is no road too long to the man who advances deliberately and without...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #27221
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
Quote #8410
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
Quote #33691
Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...