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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
Quote #24030
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
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A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
Quote #20268
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
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Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Quote #2754
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said “No.”
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Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be...