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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
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I do borrow from other writers, shamelessly I can only say in my defense,...
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If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Education, which was at first made universal in order that all might be able...
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No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom...
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Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
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The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter;...
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The worshiper is the father of the gods.
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I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge I am...