Quote #2913
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
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The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
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I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...
Quote #13224
We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if...
Quote #2147
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
Quote #27497
I claim the right to contradict myself. I don’t want to deprive myself of...
Quote #22061
Good sense is of all things in the world the most equally distributed, for...
Quote #14585
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Quote #20492
He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul’s estate.
Quote #22611
So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace...