Quote #8604
There are only two types of aircraft ? fighters and targets.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #29807
It matters not how tall you are, but how straight you grow.
Quote #4969
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vicesMake instruments to plague us.
Quote #13667
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #30876
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #11440
Do not be wise in words – be wise in deeds.
Quote #26911
The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.