Quote #29517
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
Quote #498
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Quote #22534
I believe in the battle-whether it’s the battle of a campaign or the battle...
Quote #12152
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #24125
Insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Quote #34293
Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex...
Quote #1319
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #8878
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the...
Quote #2637
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
Quote #12329
This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make...