Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #34340
Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous...
Quote #13160
The chief proof of mans greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.
Quote #19303
Words, as is well known, are great foes of reality.
Quote #20756
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it....
Quote #471
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at...
Quote #856
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #31371
This is the true nature of home – it is the place of Peace...
Quote #4144
Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
Quote #9860
They say dreams are the windows of the soul–take a peek and you can...