Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30957
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
Quote #6253
Living well is the best revenge.
Quote #19050
Champions aren’t made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside...
Quote #7960
The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
Quote #33321
High thoughts must have high language.
Quote #7747
Who overcomes by force hath overcome but half his foe.
Quote #8777
Land and Freedom!
Quote #6500
We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
Quote #16197
A little tact and wise management may often evade resistance, and carry a point,...