Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
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I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you,...
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There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #25935
Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.
Quote #7978
Of ten parts a man enjoys one only, but a woman enjoys the full...
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A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford...
Quote #32610
The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks.
Quote #7607
The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
Quote #21227
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.