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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
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An answer is always a form of death.
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Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of...
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Solutions are not the answer.
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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and...
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It’s amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.
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The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears...
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Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing.
Quote #9713
What we call our despair is often only the painful eagerness of unfed hope.