Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #5358
Has anyone supposed it lucky to be born? I hasten to inform him or...
Quote #8550
With foxes we must play the fox.
Quote #21323
Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we...
Quote #1031
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #14890
Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of...
Quote #30349
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.
Quote #7927
Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent....
Quote #21970
When you play, play hard when you work, don’t play at all.