Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #9977
It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
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I cannot say whether things will get better if we change what I can...
Quote #30281
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
Quote #4217
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Quote #31334
I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject...
Quote #24505
Sing away sorrow, cast away care.
Quote #22351
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history...
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #13680
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.