Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.
Quote #32250
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #28754
I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you...
Quote #18545
In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law … That would...
Quote #17296
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to...
Quote #19683
We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.
Quote #7941
I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.
Quote #5991
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul...
Quote #28476
Life is a bitch get use to her or else she will make you...