Quote #8473
I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
Quote #17214
At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #12621
That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random...
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #13169
…people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
Quote #10307
Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.
Quote #2658
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
Quote #25540
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember...