Quote #31041
Now my innocence begins to weigh me down.
Quote #32346
You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #2688
Son, in war times it is not safe to think unless one travels with...
Quote #3285
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Quote #22158
Appear to know only this,–never to fail nor fall.
Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #4218
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Quote #14046
Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes...
Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...