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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
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A human being is only interesting if he’s in contact with himself. I learned...
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
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Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same...
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We two are to ourselves a crowd.
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Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present.
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Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I...
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The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the...