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If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys,...
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There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
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Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in...
Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
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Sometimes it is more important to discover what one cannot do, than what one...
Quote #25273
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it...
Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #11975
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
Quote #19573
The men who are great live with that which is substantial, they do not...