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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Blade There are worse things out tonight than vampires. Dr. Karen Jenson Like what...
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Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
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The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God...
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The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
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My boy will learn by what I am and what I do far more...
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The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
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The great object is, that every man be armed. … Every one who is...
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There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools.
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I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.