Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #22883
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #9704
America is a young country with an old mentality.
Quote #24455
Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #8580
I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we...
Quote #12450
Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I...
Quote #6758
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
Quote #12552
Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. (Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...