Quote #1020
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
Quote #12474
Shall ignorance of good and ill Dare to direct the eternal will? Seek virtue,...
Quote #11088
At every step of the way, George W. Bush has put the narrow interests...
Quote #6717
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
Quote #24659
It is impossible to underrate human intelligence–beginning with one’s own.
Quote #21117
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #12144
The greatest ideas are the simplest.
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #26345
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.