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Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it...
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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Telling the truth will lead you to freedom telling the lies will lead you...
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When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that...
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M-O-T-H-E-RM is for the million things she gave me,O means only that she’s growing...
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.
Quote #25728
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else...