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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
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A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.
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It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people,...
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They’re only truly great who are truly good.
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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
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Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention...
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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A well frog knows nothing of the ocean for it is bound by its...
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Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
Quote #29736
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals...