Quote #1420
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #16696
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes...
Quote #7732
Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #6212
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot...
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #29565
There’s no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity. Nothing...
Quote #21549
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Quote #34744
Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...