Quote #25472
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #28486
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
Quote #34912
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.
Quote #16217
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #27791
We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former...
Quote #22232
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Quote #29251
To dare is to lose one’s footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose...
Quote #4132
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Quote #21225
Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not...