Quote #3466
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as...
Quote #31748
A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy and nothing...
Quote #8343
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #20743
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
Quote #11254
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Quote #15709
There is a noble manner of being poor and who does not know it...
Quote #13054
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #25303
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.