Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #28688
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
Quote #5443
One kind word can warm three winter months.
Quote #26287
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...
Quote #34531
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Quote #8182
A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian...
Quote #1481
Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals...
Quote #27413
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #8410
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
Quote #25540
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember...