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Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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One sometimes feels a guest of one’s time and not a member of its...
Quote #18611
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
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Self-trust, we know, is the first secret of success.
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He is not of us who is not affectionate to the little ones, and...
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Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on...
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I never wanted to be the biggest guy. I just wanted to be the...
Quote #20581
Uncultivated minds are not full of wild flowers, like uncultivated fields. Villainous weeds grow...