Quote #33574
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
Quote #13605
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
Quote #14358
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #8152
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
Quote #18911
Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.
Quote #5331
I have no mercy or compassion for a society that crushes people, and then...
Quote #14481
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it...
Quote #8010
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you...
Quote #14783
Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...