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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the...
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If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your...
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It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
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I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or...
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #23831
Latin A sword never kills anybody it is a tool in the killer’s hand.